The story goes...she thought it was funny. Yes, the bird pen. I think it came in a care package, which I'm grateful for; however, one has standards. How could I possibly use this pen...EVER? Lol...I love my mom. Now, the lipstick came from some fashion event. Clever...but never gonna happen. ;) And the maze game was a college orientation. Yes, college.
I don't know why I still have them. Perhaps they remind of life events. Perhaps I just can't throw away a perfectly good pen...you know, in case of the apocalypse, and I desperately need a pen! It would have to be pretty desperate times.