My mom gave me this pen...

Yes, that bird pen makes noise and lights up. No, I've never used it...for obvious reasons.

Yes, that bird pen makes noise and lights up. No, I've never used it...for obvious reasons.

The story goes...she thought it was funny. Yes, the bird pen. I think it came in a care package, which I'm grateful for; however, one has standards. How could I possibly use this pen...EVER? Lol...I love my mom. Now, the lipstick came from some fashion event. Clever...but never gonna happen. ;) And the maze game was a college orientation. Yes, college. 

I don't know why I still have them. Perhaps they remind of life events. Perhaps I just can't throw away a perfectly good pen...you know, in case of the apocalypse, and I desperately need a pen! It would have to be pretty desperate times.